Drift King: Shutoku Battle ’97 Review

Holy shit, I was so hyped to play this game when I first saw it. Sega Saturn, Genki, Keiichi Tsuchiya, freeway racing; a perfect storm of nostalgia that I had to have.

This game does a lot of things right. The opening intro is clip after clip of Tsuchiya drifting with hair metal blasting in the background. The car selection, while initially small, is on point. Blasting through the highways of Tokyo? Awesome! Until you realize how much faster your opponent is, that traffic is actually out to kill you, and your car seems to drive exactly the same regardless of how many upgrades you buy. Welcome to Shutoku Battle ’97.

That’s a lot to take in all at once, so I’ll break it down. The graphics are pretty good with some nice touches here and there, like pseudo-dynamic time-of-day changes and your dash lighting up when you drive through a dark tunnel. The controls take a while to get used to, but once you master the “drift” button and learn to throttle the gas to adjust your angle and grip, the game plays like a dream. The Saturn version of the game has a different soundtrack than its Playstation counterpart and it suffers because of it. The Playstation version gets full redbook audio while the Saturn version is limited to synthesised audio. The difference is pretty severe and takes the soundtrack down from “badass” to “completely forgettable”.

Unfortunately, the negativity doesn’t stop there. Because this game takes place on public highways there will, of course, be traffic. In titles like Wangan Midnight: Maximum Tune the traffic largely stays in it’s lane, moving over when it’s reasonable to do so. Here, the buses, cars, and semi-trucks all change lanes just as you’re coming up behind them. These same vehicles will do this on two-lane roads to create rolling barriers that will keep ramming into you until you slow down enough to drive around them. Then, they’ll swerve back into their original lane to bash into you all over again.

With the excellent controls, impressive visuals, and wonderful aesthetic you might be willing to look past the weak music selection and insane traffic to enjoy this otherwise great game. Until you get about a third of the way through the campaign and the rival cars completely outclass you. It’s not like “Oh, the enemies are harder now, I guess I need to try harder”. More like “Holy shit, after the first lap he’s already 30 seconds per lap faster than me”, which is a lot when each lap is only a minute and a half. You can upgrade your car, and even switch to a more powerful car and upgrade that one, but with how expensive upgrades are compared to how little you make after each loss you’re essentially going to spend hours and hours losing with the hopes of maybe, eventually being as fast in a straight-line before getting killed by a bus.

The game shows a lot of promise, and some of these issues may have been fixed in the Playstation release. Unfortunately, I don’t have that version, so I’m stuck with a semi-playable disappointment.

Insane Game Prices at Half Price Books

Classic and retro game prices are on the rise. $30 for Pokemon Red and Blue is pretty normal despite being 20 years old and selling over 45 million copies. Super Mario World? $20-25 despite being the pack-in game for the Super Nintendo. It’s no wonder gamers want to know where they can get the best prices for (legitimate) games. Without fail, whenever I hear feedback from friends or YouTubers about where to find cheap games, I always hear Half Price Books come up. It’s not much of a surprise; Half Price Books sells more than just books and many items can be found for an incredible bargain. Just yesterday I paid about $12 for a handful of laserdisc movies, including Blazing Saddles and a sealed copy of The Birdcage (yes, I’m secretly an old man).

Last year I stopped by my local Half Price Books to see what all the noise was about. There were a few rows of modern and last-gen games, but most of it was the kind of stuff you probably don’t want to buy and prices that reinforce that feeling. All of the good stuff was, of course, behind lock and key. I was pretty outraged by the prices, went home, and quickly forgot about it. I happened to be nearby and decided to see if anything had changed.

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Let’s start with the elephant in the cupboard, the $150 Xbox 360. I need to say that again, slowly. One-hundred fifty dollar Xbox 360. I can’t even begin to wonder where they got a price like that or how long it’s been sitting in there. You can walk into a GameStop and purchase a Halo limited edition Xbox 360, Modern Warfare limited edition Xbox 360, and a generic white Xbox 360 that comes bundled with Battlefield, Modern Warfare, and Assassin’s Creed, all with cables, controllers, and warranty, for the same price as this one console. I’m just… beyond words.

Then there’s $50 for a PlayStation 2, $40 for a Wii, $100 for a Kinect (which are available en mass from GameStop for $20-25 depending on if it’s the original or S version)… I’ve been tempted to ask someone if these prices are accurate but I also have no intention of buying them, so I haven’t bothered.

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Then there are the games themselves. $20 for Tetris? One of the best-selling games of all time? $25 for Super Mario Bros. 3? $75 for Legend of Zelda and Super Mario World?! No, no no no no no. No. Even Hogan’s Alley is 2-5 times as expensive as the current eBay Buy-It-Now prices.

Maybe this is just the result of a rogue employee trying to get every penny possible out of game trade-ins, or maybe someone was looking up complete-in-box pricing when coming up with these prices. Who knows. If anyone has had similar or different experiences at their local Half Price Books I’d love to hear about it.